An Open Letter to the Pillow Pics Men on Dating Apps
2 min readMar 24, 2024
Dear Harold et al.,
First, you can thank me for scratching out your face, which you may assume I did to protect your identity but which I actually did to protect The Internet from the contents of your nostrils.
Secondly, I know this profile isn’t working for you, but I suspect you don’t know why, so let me explain.