All the Reasons I Want to Murder You at Starbucks
2 min readJan 4, 2019
Because I’m constantly either over-caffeinated or under-caffeinated, and Starbucks is alternately the scene of the crime or the holy land. In each case, I’m either leaving Starbucks or arriving at Starbucks at exactly the point I’m most likely to become murderous, for whatever reason.
Because you stood in line for *15* minutes and then BEGAN to contemplate your order when it was…
