Amen, Brenda!! There doesn’t seem to be much to do about it, so I’ve decided to inspire everyone in my generation and younger to just bitch up a storm about it! I feel horrible that for centuries women have suffered through this in silence. Can you imagine if MEN had to tolerate this level of discomfort?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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English professor and humor writer based in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, Points in Case, HuffPost, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Human Parts, others.

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