Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode

Dec 7, 2022

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Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode

"'Goblin mode' - a slang term referring to 'a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy…

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Jennie Young

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Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.

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