FAQ’s About the COVID-19 Nationwide Hibernation Proposal

Jennie Young
4 min readAug 22, 2020
Photo by anthony renovato on Unsplash

In the aftermath of the collapse of the federal government, we, the United Governors** of the United States of America, recently proposed a mandatory nationwide hibernation to take place between the months of September 2020 and March 2021. We’d like to use this press conference to address some of the questions we’ve been getting:

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Jennie Young

Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.