Here’s What’s Wrong with Saying “My Kids Come First” on the Dating Apps

Jennie Young
5 min readMar 5, 2024

Burned Haystack Dating Method™ uses applied rhetoric to make the dating apps work more effectively and more efficiently for people. You can join the project on Facebook where I am teaching the Method (for free) or follow along on Instagram from the links at the end of this story.

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Jennie Young

Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.