Jesus Christ Applies For VP of Student Success

Dec 16, 2021

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Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success

To the Hiring Committee: My name is Jesus Christ, and I am applying for the posted position of Vice President of…

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Jennie Young

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Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.

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