JL, this is fantastic --- we are connected on Twitter, I think --- I also edit the academic satire site The Monocle of Higher Ed (on Medium --- I can't figure out how to make it an active link). We are currently promoting this piece through our facebook page. If you have any more academic satire, I would LOVE to see it (submission info on our Medium publication).

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