This is Jolene. She hates all men, but especially my boyfriend, Aaron.
This is how Jolene looks when Aaron tries to address her:
One of the reasons Jolene hates Aaron is that Aaron insists on calling her ridiculous names:
Jolene does not allow Aaron to touch her. Last night he touched her by accident (through a blanket), and she immediately stole his pants from the bedroom and put them in the living room:
As soon as Aaron arrives in our apartment, Jolene goes into her office, which is this cabinet (she opens and closes the door herself):
Here is Jolene glaring at Aaron from inside her office:
This is Jolene with her best friend, Willow (Willow is a girl dog):
Here is a picture of the day Jolene took over the Universe: