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Simple Lines to Drop for Getting Out of Babysitting Your Friends’ New Baby

Jennie Young

Jennie Young

Sep 25, 2020·1 min read

List: Simple Lines to Drop for Getting Out of Babysitting Your Friends' New Baby

Have you seen that Dateline episode about the swimming babies? Anyone can breastfeed, right? My cat would love that…

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English professor and humor writer based in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, Points in Case, HuffPost, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Human Parts, others.

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English professor and humor writer based in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, Points in Case, HuffPost, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Human Parts, others.

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