The Rib turned out to be one million times smarter and more capable than her husband, who didn’t make it through my first year. And I definitely did not stay (see above). :)

And thank you for reading! ❤

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English professor and humor writer based in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, Points in Case, HuffPost, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Human Parts, others.

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