There’s NO WAY men could deal with this. They’d definitely have solved it by now. Someone just told me about this thing:

It seems too good to be true, and it’s PRICEY, but I think I might give it a shot. If it actually works it would be worth it. Hang in there . . . We are all Swamp Sisters. Thank you for reading and commenting. ❤

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English professor and humor writer based in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, Points in Case, HuffPost, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Human Parts, others.

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