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I’m a professor and researcher who studies dating dynamics and helps people navigate those dynamics. I moderate a Facebook group of 13,000 women and nonbinary folks called Burned Haystack Dating Method™, and I’m writing this piece in response to discussions we’ve had in the group about attachment theory and what…

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